If you're one of the 13 people to actually be inside my house you still probably never saw my room.
It's bad
Real bad.
If I had a better constitution for embarrassment I would put before and after pictures, but instead I'll just do after.
First upset was a pair of corteroy carpenter pants. ouch.
Second was this:
Black colared shirt I never tried on from Christmas. Since I work at a job that requires a colared shirt at all times I was siked on this.
Until I tried to unbutton the colar and stuck my thumb with a pin.
A pin where my neck would go.
And upon further inspection I found a second that was actually sticking into the throat part.
Are you fucking kidding me?
We have this shitty little broken yellow vacuum cleaner that my mom got for less than $25 I'm sure, regardless I had to make it work.
Now, you may or may not know about my history with vacuums, but I used to sell them and naturally had to know how they worked. Believe it or not, vacuums do not work well with a clothes tag or two in the air flow mechanism.
So I kind of finished. I didn't get toooo into the details but I basically cleared my floor and organized things.
Here's some afters:
It looks messy but those are lights and darks(ish). organizationnnnn.
Shyeah.
And here's the aftermath:
Yep. That's 4.5 garbage bags of garbage, clothes I never wear, and random junk I had laying around in my room. (please note rocky on the couch with my napping blanket. he was not ready to be photographed)
A nice part about a good room clean is the stuff you find.
The count:
34 guitar picks
17 ear plugs (gross)
48 water bottles
22 White T shirts (I threw away any non fruit of the looms)
MarioKart DS
But I also broke a guitar string, some how.... and need to take a benadryl because of all the dust... awesome day.
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