Now, I do not believe in luck or fate or anything quasi-spiritual like that, but I will use it for lack of a better word. (it's not like I can conveniently say "oh my nonexistent yet widely accepted universal creator!", so obviously I say "oh my god", same rule applies)
But anyway, a serious series of unfortunate events.
#1 on the list:
If you're a faithful reader of this, as I suspect thousands are (regardless of my "hit count"), you'll already know that I misplaced my $1,500 guitar that I've had for the better part of a decade.
sweet. I don't have any significant picture to put here, except for an exact caricature of what my face has been as a result of this mishap:
#2 just pissed me off today:
I locked my fucking keys in my fucking car in the fucking rain.
What's that you ask? Why it's my keys laying on the seat with the rest of my vehicle soundly secured! (note, I took the picture once my mom brought me a spare set)
As a result I was late for gamestop by 20 minutes.
#3 awesome phone, not:
Now, I'm not normally one to bitch about things I support, but this was fucked. My phone's internet didn't work ALL day today, and I use that shit all the time.
That's what I saw, all day, any time I wanted to check something. great.
Tomorrow Apple is doing some kind of event called "Let's Rock". Supposedly new iPod nanos are being released and software update 2.1 for iPhone/iPod Touch. This is rumored to have "secret" features. Only could only hope for a firmwire update (to help the internet), native MMS messaging (picture messaging brah) and maybe even copy paste? Or is that crazy talk...
Sure you can take a screen shot of your own fucking phone, but you couldn't copy and paste a word, address, web site, or phone number! Silly!
#4 also happened today:
Bought a new DS game today (actually I traded in GTA IV and with all the discounts I spend a little under $2.00):
It's called Spore: Creatures.
You make an organism who goes out and tries to conquer the world or make friends. Along the way you evolve, learn, adapt, and customize your organism in literally hundreds of thousands of ways. Sounded kind of a cool in a dumbed down darwinian sort of way.
Result?
SUCKS.
Too child orientated. I know that sounds obviously, but it really wasn't advertised to be that way, it seemed so much smarter and complicated.
Whatever.
#5 these are in no kind of chronological order:
I got silver lake today. I haven't had it in forever, and the lunch special pick up cost me $6.55. Awesome (no sarcasm)
What happens when I get it to my room, back to the Godfather, my computer and a warm bed?
I FUCKING DROP IT ALL ON THE CARPET. awesome (sarcasm)
There's a nice brown stain to add to the spectrum of colors on my carpet. (available in empress sauce brown, dark blue from the paint for my walls, and ugly!)
Maybe tomorrow will be better, but who am I kidding?
If you're living like there is no God, you had better believe that you're right, right?
I tried looking up something to put for "bad luck" and I got this:
I defy you to try and figure out which part of this was the original.
Until something else that's shitty happens.
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