Klub Friday Niiiight

Ok so basically once a month there's a jr. high orientated get together called club Friday night at the bloomingdale park district.

If you don't know where bloomingdale is, its between Bartlett and addison (East to west) and glendale heights and schaumburg (north to south).

And it's nothing but upper middle class $uburban real and indeed fake italian$.

Initial thoughts on this, however, would seem positive as it's a healthy social environment hosted by the park district that assures kids aren't getting into trouble for at least a few hours.

After about 5 minutes you'll realize the utopian thought is totally fucked.






That's a half hour before the thing even starts.

Tonight I saw 2 Ed Hardy shirts, 2 or 3 Affliction shirts, 2 or 3
Skin" shirts, and that's obviously just the boys. Maybe 3 iPhones (not a single kid was without a cell phone. I'm not saying that's a bad thing, it's just an observation), lots of money laying around, and lots of make up all over. 5th-7th grade.

Flash forward 5 years to their homecoming:



Flash forward 10 years:



Flash forward 11.5 years:



Flash forward 12 years:



Flash forward 13.5 years:



And the ones who wont be able to let go:



Also, everyone of them is a prick.

There are a few girls who were around the day care programs I have worked for years who are still kind of nice, but ever fucking little boy is an asshole.

Like I know kids were mean when I was in 7th grade, but what the FUCK.

I can't help but think it's %80 the parents deal? Especially at this age, right?

Also, I can't help but wonder who is promoting this bullshit facade their kids are going thru. I feel like these are the kinds of parents (pictured above) who would let kids get fucked up at their house as long as they didn't drive.

That helps a lot, tards.

Yeah sure some of them are probably cool, and yeah sure one could argue the same thing about every "kind" of person out there, including myself and friends, but I mean... come on.



Show me myself in an equivalent, and I'll delete this and take back every word. (How amazing is the internet)

So the point of this is really kind of vague. It just reminded me of how things are always changing, I mean I was into some pretty dummmmmmb shit when I was in 6th grade:


(Taken from my 6th grade year book. If I had any high school year books I would show the ones where I had long black hair in them, but I never bought any)

So yeah, hopefully these kids will have something that will change their fate.

PS: I found a picture that just needs to be shown to the world:


M.C. Chillz