Yum Yum Munch Munch

So I've been sick lately and for some reason all I can really think about is eating cereal.

I would say I enjoy cereal as much as the next man, but lately it has become my favorite food.

So I'm going to write about my favorite cereals.





I thought I would also write about my least favorite cereals, but then after a few moments of contemplation I realized, there really aren't any cereals I hate?

Even grape nuts, which truly taste like cardboard flakes are pretty tasty.



Why isn't every food given to us in a bowl filled with milk?

Alright well I'm going to do a list of my top 10 favorites.


#10: Raisin Bran:



I had to one semi healthy cereal in this list otherwise I would feel like a sinner.

But yeah Raisin Bran cereal is delicious, and it's the ONLY cereal where I condone adding slices of your own fruit to the bowl. Yum yum.

#9: Kix



Along with Cherios this is probably the first cereal every child has, it has a special place in my heart. Kid tested, mom approved.

#8 Cookie Crisp:


Mini cookies as that actual cereal itself. What's not to love?

#7 Cap'n Crunch:


I had this very cereal just moments before I decided to write this, it was my "lightning bolt" if you will. This cereal is so fucking good, as a kid I would only eat the Peanut Butter kind though. I love it now, and there's a chocolate version I would very much like to try.



#6 Cocoa Puffs:


This cereal is so good, it kills me to have it at such a low rank, but the contenders just bring too much to the table. This cereal has the best tasting milk to drink after it's all done. AND I distinctly remember loving when my dad would buy this shit because the back of the box always had the BEST games to play. I remember one time that had a fold out basketball court that came WITH a rubberband to shoot the puffs with. Fun and delicious.

#5 Lucky Charms:


Marshmallows in a cereal. Leave it to the Irish.

#4 Chex:



Oh yeah, definitely love this shit way too much. This cereal is great because you can totally snack on it dry and not seem like a total weirdo. Think about it, if you did that with fruit loops people would get ideas.

I prefer Rice over Corn Chex, but both are acceptable.

#3 Corn Pops:



So deliciously great. If it wasn't for the fact that these things come in a super annoying "tin-foil bag" inside the box and they kind of cut your mouth worse than Cap'n Crunch does, these would be getting the #1 spot.

#2 Cinnamon Toast Crunch



This cereal seems to be universal. I really don't know any person who has every said they don't like a bowl of cinnamon toast wonderful. I used to eat this when I was a kid exclusively so I had to put him on the list, anyone remember French Toast Crunch? The commercials had the baker of that cereal as the enemy of the baker of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. As a kid who was infinitely loyal to his favorite cereal, why the fuck would I ask my mom to buy our RIVAL'S cereal? I bet that's why French Toast Crunch bombed. That and it tasted like shit. (I swear we didn't buy it, my friends house had some)

AND NUMBER ONE!

CINNAMON FUCKING LIFE


(Seriously could not find a decent picture of our champion.)

But yeah. I LOVE this cereal so much. It replaced Cinnamon toast crunch for me when I was in middle school. There's just something about the mix between cinnamon, sugar, diabetes, and oats that just makes this cereal perfect.

Honorable Mentions: Count Chocula (Boo-Berries), CoCoa Pebbles, Cherios.

So that's my top 10 list, while I was writing it I was really trying to come up with some of my least favorites but I realized that I only really have a disdain for fake fruit kinds. I.E.: Fruit Loops, Fruity Pebbles, Crunch Berries, etc. All that garbage just tastes too gross when the cereal gets mooshy. But it's all good in the end, and I don't think any one of them is better for you than any other, and if you disagree you're just wrong.

PEACE.