Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Beef

Alright today was the straw that broke bo's back.

I fucking hate Guitar Hero/Rock Band. I really do.

It's so fucking stupid and obnoxious and tired I just want to burn everything that we have at my store related to the "genre".




We received a huge shipment today, 10 PS3's (of which we have sold one in the past 3 months) and 3 of each rockband/guitar hero for each system, of which there are 4.



RB x 3 x 4 = 12
GH x 3 x 4 = 12

12 + 12 = 24

Each item weighs 26ilbs.

26 x 24 = 624

I had to stack 624 ilbs of BULLSHIT FUCKING VIDEO GAMES today.

We also had random "guitar kits" and extra "drum pads". We even got a fucking SMOKE MACHINE.



Enough is enough. I can not stand this game.

I mostly hate it because I am absolutely terrible at it. The drums require you to be a metranomic cyborg and the guitar is made to be so basic that it's counter-intuitive for me.

Hate.

Also instead of the Metallica game that was planned for Guitar Hero, Neversoft went with Aerosmith, which is total bullshit.

Fuck this whole "getting adults into video games" ploy.



This is what boredom and pliers do together.



At least we had delicious drinks shipped to us for the fucking Guitar Hero midnight release... that was months ago... thanks Gamestop Inc.



This is a peep hole inside our back door. Every time I walk past it I look into it to try and see someone walking by or hopefully a zombie trying to get it, but alas.



I also look at this thing every time I leave the store. It's one of those children play pens, and I seriously can't even imagine the germs this cesspool are spreading, especially now.

It's also a sweet reminder of where I'm going next. Great day.

2 comments:

  1. Guitar Hero Metallica comes out next year

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  2. Yeah, it's supposed to come out first quarter of 09, which really means November 14th of 09.

    And I was more upset about them choosing Aerosmith OVER Metallica, or Aerosmith at ALL for that matter. If you're going to hype cock-rock in your lame ass game, give me some Van Halen or Bon Jovi.

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