If you haven't noticed the month has been misfits themed for me, as it always is. If you listened to them on repeat only on the 31st and not from the 1st-forever, you're a poser.
So I worked that day, and we had like 4 kids in the after noon and still had to wait until 5:30 for everyone to get picked up. Now, I understand if you can't come to pick up your kids, especially if you're a single parent and shit. But seriously, send them out with someone else or have them picked up or something; these poor fucking kids were sitting at a table not wanting to get up and play so they could leave asap just to go trick or treating while everyone else that they know is already looting the town. Bummer.
So I was hoping to have the utopian hang out with everyone I know but it just didn't work out that way, of course. I made plans to hang out with Drew and Molly and go with them to some party, but first was the costume store.
I can hardly believe it myself, but I DIDN'T TAKE A PICTURE OF MY COSTUME. Pretty fucking ridiculous of me, considering. Anyway, I got an instant disguise Ben Franklin kit. Yeah. Ben Franklin.
This kit came with: A half bald cap with long grey hair in the back, and glasses to sit on your nose. That's it. It was $12. So basically:
Not really. But you get the idea.
Drew was "Incognito Hitler", so basically:
And Molly decided to be a flasher. She got a nude body suite, a long jacket, and those groucho marx glasses with the big nose and eyebrows.
So exactly:
OK. Photobucket thought Molly was really naked in the picture. So I guess her costume was really better that you would think. I'm going to leave this up that way as a testament to her clever costume.
We picked up 2 of Drew's friends who were also going to the party and were off.
The girl was a lion tamer, and her boyfriend was a lion. It was surprisingly awesome, mostly because she had a real whip that Drew and I never really let go of.
This is her telling cars to turn the fuck around, on a one way street, while whipping thin air. She was also drinking a bottle of champaign all night. One of my favorite "single encounter acquaintances" ever. Especially when she whipped drew in the eye when his mustache fell off.
We basically stood around outside watching people wrestle and whipping shit. It was super packed and hot inside so the only time we made an appearance was to dance to the Jackson 5.
This is what Molly does when she's drunk. Nude suit-whip-jumping-jacks.
This is totally irrelevant but, how weird is this?
Head phones? In a pack of batteries? Is the battery industry really hurting so bad that they have to start handing out gifts? How about just making a 4 pack of AA's less than $6?
Alright so that was pretty much it. I mean sure I hope for a wild night of pumpkin smashing and being a ghoul but how realistic is that any more right? Bummer II.
So the next day I worked... it sucked. Totally SUCKED.
I had to find a way to get this stack of garbage down to the trash compacter. It took me an hour to break all of the boxes down and figure out a way to get it down there myself. And in the end I didn't even do it right and needed help.
In case you've ever wondered if every store in Stratford was connected, it is. It's a crazy long and kind of scary tunnel system that hits every single store and food place. It's pretty cool. Also every store has a doorbell, and you can hide in the door entrances so no one can see you if you ring it and run... FYI.
This thing rules. I've seen it turn a TV into dust and then burn it to a few piles of ashes. Today it was only cardboard and some bags of trash but next time we break something sweet, I'll put it on here. SO BE SURE TO CHECK BACK!!@!@
So if you are thinking about buying someone any Wii bullshit, do it now. We have more than we ever have and once it gets to Thanksgiving they will all be gone. The prices aren't going to drop so you better get in there soon. We also have more 360's/PS3/DS's/PSP's and used GameCubes/XBOX/PS2's than I could take time to count. Get in there.
This is the new GameStop mascot. I know.
Also, during this weekend was some kind of bullshit craft fair? It was basically people selling cheap home made shit out of their house but in a mall. This dude pictured has various jars of "cologne" and perfume on a table, all hand labeled. Somehow everything smelled just right too, I can't begin to imagine how he pulled this off.
So yeah, pretty weird. I had to smell all these weird ass fumes all day because this guy was across the hall from my store. He was crazy middle-eastern and crazy bearded.
Hung out the rest of the night, got Buffalo Wild Wings and some weird ass heart burn, watched a movie, AND I WENT TA BED.
The next day was Rick's non-gay baby shower. I got them a Target gift card because I honestly think it's the best chain store, if it was only open 24 hours!
Drew and I drove out to Luke's new(ish) house and hung out for a while. A lot of funny drama happened and it was pretty much just a good hang out, although I didn't get an invitation to this:
Mantown. Pretty big bummer for me.
I was really slacking on the pics this time, but whatever, it makes sense.
Brautwurst and butterfinger cake was awesome.
We left, and that was my Halloween weekend.
"the girl" is named heather. the whip ruled.
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